RAY TEMPUS
The funniest Humor Books to hit the market in the last 30 years.
The latest book in the Ray Tempus Book Series, Weed ‘N’ Whiskey (Reefer, Reefer Madness & Mad Cow) is an exceptional, satirical commentary on how media and government propaganda shape public opinion about marijuana and alcohol. Tempus, with his inimitable wit, spotlights the historical hypocrisy of US government marijuana policies beginning in the 1930s with the McCarthy-like rantings of Senator Harry Anslinger. Tempus contrasts this with the glorification of alcohol and its effects on American society. This book will give the reader a fresh and humorous look at a societal debate that has raged for decades. Get a copy today and see where you stand.
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Table Manners or The Lack of Table Manners is the third book in the Ray Tempus Book Series. After years of witnessing people display terrible table manners, Tempus decided to do something about it: He wrote a book. In this very funny book, Ray Tempus states, “The idea here is to rid ourselves of beastly behavior like nose blowing and other awful things that happen at the table, be it home or out dining.” The book gives the reader a lesson through words and illustrations of correct dining etiquette. Table Manners or The Lack of Table Manners will have people reevaluating how they eat at home and in restaurants. The book is so funny and informative it would have made Emily Post proud, while making her laugh.
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In his wildly hilarious book Last One Gone Turn The Lights Out, former Wall Street Broker Ray Tempus skewers the bait and switch culture of urban American society. With ribald humor, Tempus lays bare the seamy underbelly of pop culture that has taken over the USA and in doing so has become the expected norm. Tempus’s colorful lexicon is mirrored in his well executed and hilarious illustrations. Mr. Tempus must be clairvoyant for many of the issues making front page news these days in newspapers and on TV he covers such as Corporatization chapter 9, The Economy chapter 13 and Immigration… and Immigrants chapter 16. Readers of this page-turner will want to share it with all their friends and enemies, for it might just give them a new perspective on how this society has gone to the thieves. However, it might be hard to find Ray Tempus these days, for in his own words, “He’ll be chasing Summer and painting beauties on the beach.” Pick up a copy of this book and you will know why!
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“In hilarious words and uncensored original drawings Mr. Tempus tells you-man or woman, young or old- how you can take care of bodily business, get away with it and actually have some fun doing it.” In his irreverent A 40 Point Guide To Peeing In New York, Tempus reveals the sophisticated New Yorkers secrets to using automobiles and mailboxes as shields, taking advantage of construction scaffolds and raincoats, and employing conversation with imaginary friends as covers. The instructions are clear as a bell and each of the 40 points is accompanied with one of Tempus’s nonpareil drawings. This book will have people laughing and peeing for a long time to come!”
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